when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago
where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies
*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*
The idea that a mermaid would give up the entire whole oceans and eternal life for a human man is propaganda
Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
not if i drink enough alcohol! take that you prying creep
